1. Only members with a sense of humour, plzkthnx. Actual haters need not apply. 2. Every post must end with davidtennantownsmysoul in font size one. 3. If there is a post with an uneven number of comments, it is your duty to comment again. 4. Russell T Davies is to be referred to at all times as Uncle Rusty. 5. Each post must feature an icon with something by Uncle Rusty. Queer As Folk, etc. included. 6. Any mention of Daleks or Cybermen must follow with a *EXTERMINATE* or *DELETE* in parentheses, respectively. 7. Any mention of Rose must follow with a dutiful *tear* in parentheses. 8. SERIOUSNESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. 9. The only appropriate attack on one's honour is "Yo' momma". In cases of extreme offense, one must literally throw down a gauntlet and challenge the other to a duel of wits. Mods will be seconds and pose the questions. In the case that one of the mods, or both, are challenged to a battle of wits, said duel will be presided over by David Tennant (who owns our souls) and John Barrowman (because he is pretty). 10. Failure to comply with these rules will result in the Mouth of Punishment. You do not want the Mouth of Punishment. The mods don't want to give you the Mouth of Punishment. So comply with the rules, thnx.